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Mar 4, 2008 1:49pm

Today In Stupid Fucking Questions

TBL may not have many skills, but one area where he excels is asking stupid fucking questions. All the time. Seriously, his stupid fucking questions are in just about every one of his posts.

So, let us take a look at today’s brain-busters…

how is this dollar/oil situation not worrying anyone?

Yes, we’re all very concerned about paying an extra nickel each time we fill up, and our apologies for not alerting you to all of our economic/political concerns on your SPORTS blog. Thank you, TBL, for being the political consciousness of a sporting nation.

Where do you people find these photos?

Google.com. I know, I know, it’s like two more steps than just hitting the “inbox” button, so you’ve certainly never tried it out. But just so you know, TMZ isn’t the only place where you can find photos.

Creatively massaging the salary cap is practically an art, but does it surprise anyone that of the QBs in the $100 million club - Big Ben, Peyton Manning, Brett Favre, Carson Palmer, Donovan McNabb and Michael Vick - Tom Brady isn’t on the list, even though he’s won as many Super Bowl titles as the other six guys combined?

Roethlisberger has obviously established himself as one of the premiere QBs in the NFL, and he is a deity in the Steel City, but is it really wise to sink all of that money into one player, when the Steelers just lost their best offensive lineman, and the Browns and Bills - two teams on the cusp of the playoffs last season - improved their rosters so significantly in the last week?

Does it surprise anyone that TBL has become so good at writing run-on sentences and asking stupid fucking questions every single day that he’s managed to combine the two on a somewhat regular — yet still not quite frequently enough for our liking — basis?  

Where are we going with this?

Actually, that doesn’t belong here. That’s, in fact, the smartest fucking question TBL’s asked today.

And, finally, today’s “anyone?” montage:

Anyone Out There Not Love UCLA? … Georgetown, anyone? … Anyone find this fishy? .. 
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